"Budget cuts to rail mean transit guards will be friendlier than ever!"
"Free turkey sandwich for every turkey bowled."
"What's with the sculpture behind the escalators? It's not finished yet, but looks neat!"
"Hope you like chili oil."
"Wanna know a zen breathing exercise? Just breathe."
"The Eastern Concourse bridge to the Urban Orchard has become a gauntlet of beggars and charities. Can't they tell I'm running late?"