"There is no air circulation here."
"Gorgeous place with a fantastic organic restaurant. Cannot check-in on Foursquare because I'm not getting any cell reception!"
"I go home and scrape the sprinkles off. Artificial coloring - ugh."
"Body by kettlebells, hair by Dan Suda. My life is perfect."
"Excellent all-around martial arts training. Kick some ass and / or get your ass kicked here!"