"Take a nap, change a diaper...IKEA accepts everyone"
"Serious mic issues tonight, but great show nonetheless. Think twice about booking a gig here though. Not the most reliable..."
"Seafood bisque and Maryland crab cake salad. Do it."
"Came here to try the Manhattan Monster, a prominent ingredient in which is onion rings. Now they tell me they're out of onions. Dude."
"You motherfucker! So jealous..."
"Do you work here? Do you check into work every single day?"