"Awesome place. Get a haircut and a drink."
"Friendly staff but they take ages to make coffee. Make sure you have some time."
"Shakes are a delicious heart attack. Burgers are tasty if a bit messy. Fries are yum. Try the portobello mushroom burger!"
"Samoan lady is ruthlessly efficient. Watch out if you don't want cheddar cheese toasted. :)"
"Great food though on the pricey side of brunch. Service a little awkward; the fact I'm sitting in your cafe ought to be clue enough I would like to order something. Ignored for 5 minutes."