"Free popcorn and ice cream."
"The Cubana Torta is amazing."
"Five servers made eye contact and walked away before anyone greeted us. And then our server fingered my soda, which was delivered in a chipped glass."
"If some tells you to get the "Skinny Margarita," don't do it. It's nasty."
"Congratulations dipshit! You did a two stage pour on my Guinness, and gave me a clover. Thanks for putting my stout in a cold glass, dick."
"Donnie's the best forklift driver ever."