"Rumor has it, the residents of this place can be bribed easily with gifts of wine to do just about anything. Especially the newest roomate:)"
"All sorts of shots this Casa;) Ask your hosts for a mop and a bucket... U may get messy if u can't throw down with these gurls"
"The safe word is banana! Commit it to memory because this place has the stench of unholy acts in every corner!"
"Homo's everywhere! Beware!"
"When youuu look like a lollipop, BIG round head and a skinny stick body.. Well that really is the goal now isn't it?"