"The new car park layout is a nightmare!"
"Watch out for the local chavs."
"Not great by any stretch, 3 of our 5 light bulbs were missing and 1 didn't work, the missing ones were replaced but the faulty one wasn't fixed after being promised it would & dirty sofa in the room!"
"Brill day out, the staff really know their stuff!"
"If you're a taxi driver like me it's only £12 for a full valet!"