Ugly Geezer

"Not a very lively place, dead most of the time in fact."

"It's a dump."

"It's a nice garden centre. The prices and mark-ups are laughable though...way overpriced. Some nice finds occasionally though."

"This place is staffed by minions from hell. I have never encountered such bad service anywhere else, I think it's unlikely I will."

"It's a nice deli and it's been good for the area, but.........The staff are like the living dead. Not a flicker of interest, passion, smiles or life. They make it hard work to shop here."

"Sometimes I wear ladies clothes and a sack over my head. I sit in the corner of the station touching myself. Keep your eyes peeled for me and say hello."