"I'm sorry, I can't find anything good to say about this place."
"This place is closed. What da fuq!"
"I love it here for some reason. It's so peaceful and serene and very clean. Thinking about moving here."
"Same o, same o, nothing good or bad."
"The most chaotic parking lot after nightfall. Please don't come here. Unless you want some tired,over zealous trucker to scrape you up."