"Their sign says honey but when you go to the office you are not able to buy anything except burn barrels. No honey, No bee supplies, nothing."
"Check out the girls volleyball teams. They are awesome!! (spoken like a true father of one of the players)"
"Dr Van Ness is the one you want."
"This dude goes through skateboard boards like candy!"
"I enjoy the weightwatchers meetings on Tuesday nights."
"much better service than the McDonald's next door."