"Only place to get a bartender to spin a wheel for $2, get a bourbon shot & High Life, & get $2 in quarters for laundry & tip $1 on a Lincoln."
"The best fountain Pepsi in all the land. Glug glug."
"Spin the wheel! $2 for any drink the spinner hits!"
"Take a look, it's in a book. Somewhere..."
"Come play with the wine, and have a glass of dogs."
"New boutique bakery and cafe in Mount Adams. Great decor but skimpy on service. Bagel with cream cheese with not enough cream cheese to cover the bagel...and I had to apply the cheese myself. Lame."