"Suite comes with microwave, safe and fridge."
"Large portions & excellent service"
"Lot to pick from, Estella is great! :-)"
"Nachos here are the best, coupled with a cold beer or with the chilled patron. Please respect the comedian's time; if you're an obnoxious dick, you'll be removed."
"This is the Public Affairs Office, where you can come for information and media support"