"Alright - so they really stepped up their game. I gotta give it to them."
"Best computer lab on campus! Always open!"
"Bring you car here & here only!!! FAST, RELIABLE, REASONABLE, HONEST & AMAZING WORK! (Call them first even if they're a little far away!)"
"Walk up the ramp you pansy! Escalators are for wussies. Never go in the stadium at the main gates, walk around the side, no matter where your seats are."
"Deli meats are great here and they are SO nice. Not open Sundays."
"Milkshakes & onion rings! The best! Try a cherry chocolate coke too."