"Pro tip from a barista: ask for half black, half green iced tea (and lemon if you really want to bother)"
"Cash only! Get the presidente buckets and chill out to some games of pool :)"
"The trick is to add whey protein to your drink. It expands in the blender and often they have to give you one size larger (for free)."
"They rent out shelves where you can sell your own stuff. (HINT) Check out @inparenth and or #TSA on sale there at some point."
"Shout out to Fernanda, cute as F"
"Step 1: Claim your seat. Step 2: Claim your outlet. Step 3: Claim your wifi. Step 4: Claim your legroom."