"The owner is quick, reliable and trustworthy. He won't try to up-sell you on stuff you don't need."
"You can get any sandwich on the most delicious whole wheat bread."
"Beef fry burger with (soy) cheese is amazing."
"Ask for the Ahi tuna to be rare when dining in."
"Whole wheat burrito with guacamole and sour cream. Is delicious. Ask them to toast it in the oven. Makes it even better."
"This is where Stargate Command (SGC) is located. I mean not located. I mean you don't know anything."