"The new corona roll is AMAZING!!! Beware of the red sauce on the plate...it is fire!"
"Watch for State Patrol on this road!! They like to hide under the underpasses and official use only turn-arounds."
"The skinny margarita is the BEST!!"
"Awesome happy hour from 4:30 to 6:30! Half off sushi rolls, $6 Conundrum, cheap oysters both raw and cooked!!"