Jason Leigh

"Really clean but also a dump. There are pokies out the back and you need to order at the counter before collecting your own water. Food comes out cold. But sometimes that's what you need."

"If the train toots then it's going express to the city. Prove you're a local by appearing disinterested as everyone else leaps to their feet."

"If you're into heroin and rape, then this place is fantastic."

"Excellent maxibons. Some of the finest I've experienced."