"You'll have to defeat the fire-breathing dragon and solve a riddle before the drawbridge will be lowered."
"Bring your appetite, the portions on the afternoon tea menu are quite large. Also, consider trying their unique and delicious house blend (Alice's Tea)."
"You have to bang a U to get here if you're coming from the west (they suggest Chestnut Hill Dvwy). There's also construction going on so be patient, smile at the cops."
"Remember, if you are a B&N member, you'll get the 10% discount at the Starbucks cafe too. This way, you won't feel bad when you order a small smackerel like a pumpkin bundt."
"Disregard the signs that say the cart escalator is for carts only. It's totally for people too, esp those with a sense of adventure."