"Juicy perks dumplings or nothing at all!"
"The lake levels are low this season due to a problem with the damn, so be careful of the shallow water!"
"Best quick and easy wax jobs in town!"
"Don't come for the food unless you can live on pretzels, but the beer list is totally worthwhile."
"Come back often and rotate through the offerings."
"The Kir Royale here is super yummy"