"You simply must have a watermelon. Many, preferably."
"Have a biscuit. Any biscuit."
"Manager came out and addressed our issues personally. Thanks so much! Good food, Kelly makes a great Bloody Mary!"
"Don't be in a rush. I've been waiting 15 minutes for a cup of coffee. After a wait just to have my order taken."
"Need a dive-ish bar without the pretention? Sam's is the spot for you."
"The best mixed drinks in town!"