"Dr. Jeffords is the best! :-)"
"It was decent for the price. No wait in line. It's no Netherworld, but it is fun. Actors were good, but may need deodorant. ;-)"
"Pick up after yourselves. Don't leave a mess."
"Try level 4 spiciness if you're adventurous."
"Hottest lifeguard studs around! ;)"
"Tara rocks! Professional and perfectionist."