"If you tip they'll sing."
"My wife and I had our first date here and that worked out well. So I recommend highly."
"11:30 Mass music... shew I tell ya."
"This place has some interesting ghost stories. It also has a cadaver skeleton that's missing its head in the basement."
"Check in before or after a performence. Even though your phone is silent the glow of the screen is distracting for others."
"Have a bucket. You'll thank me."