"Lady just grated off my big toe!"
"Second time I came here with crappy care less slow service."
"Queso is good. Don't get the Spinach Enchiladas."
"Last time here until they fix chairs. ..I have no where to put my magazine, drink and phone because all the trays are broke. :-("
"Dont ever stop here. Slowest service ever."
"Watch out for the drive thru tellers wanting to know your whole summer plans after your transaction...ackward!"