"I can't believe they sell to medical personnel. The place reeks of stale smoke. I'm for a uniform shop near the hospital, and small businesses, but who wants uniforms permeated with nicotine?"
"Try the Greek coffee. Foamy mustache free with every purchase :-)"
"Victim disarmament zone. Dont worry you can rob, rape and pillage at will here because all victims here have been forbidden to protect themselves."
"Blues night 8pm Wednesdays. Great music and nice staff."