"Get off your cell phone and enjoy nature."
"Get off your cell phone and enjoy nature. Let me enjoy it too."
"If your going to live here, get a dog."
"Get a few Stromboli to take home and tomato pie to eat in the car."
"Don't bring your wife. They hate to browse here."
"Sit outside on the beach. Big umbrellas so you are good even if it rains."