"Really skimpy on the shawarma plates."
"Get a double caesar for the price of a single on Saturdays. What a gem."
"Sunday's Burger and a quart deal for $14 is one of the best deals around."
"No beer on the dance floor. Got told."
"Watch out for cats on the roof, pointy crystals and dogs at the dinner table."
"$4 tall boys. Blackout Sunday special. Watch out for the gargoyles"