"Pulled BBQ tofu sandwich is unbelievably amazing!"
"Get a haircut from Jessica, she's awesome!"
"The BBQ vegan chicken is the fucking bomb! I love this place!"
"don't expect the employees to acknowledge you in the slightest."
"I think Richard T needs to stop being a goddamned cry baby and learn how to use spell check"
"come here for an unforgettable tornado experience!"