"Uninvited guests = trespassing. Unless they bring cocktails."
"Some chick keeps trespassing in my yard and becoming the mayor... wtf? Uninvited guests should at the very least bring me beer."
"Check your bag before leaving. This JJ sucks on getting orders right."
"Losers never have receipts in their pumps. What is benefit of paying at pump if you have to go in and stand in line anyways. Arrgh."
"Knowing how to play Frogger is helpful when crossing the street!"