"Wow, two friends and nothing better to do than want to be the mayor of my house. And I'M lame? Let me guess, you're like 12?"
"LISTEN ASSHOLES. I DID NOT CREATE THIS VENUE FOR EVERY LOSER IN TOWN WITH NO LIFE, TO CHECK IN TO WHEN THEY AREN'T EVEN REALLY HERE. GET LIVES YOU PATHETIC MORONS."
"Why don't you try getting a life of your own."
"And SRI: You're the flaming loser checking in to my house when you arent even here and don't know me. I'd say that makes YOU the fucking tool."