"Ladies! Wed night is shirtless bartender! Order the signature CA cocktail, not only is it delicious but it is on FIRE"
"Watch out! The deck wants to kill you."
"A great place to throw a football or kick a soccer ball on a warm day."
"Don't let your dog off leash unless you're at the park."
"Warning! The post office here is closed at lunchtime."
"Be careful driving around the corner. There are trucks here."