Luke Herrington

"No reason to only have two our three checkers when lines are all the way in the jewelry department..."

"Bring back the home made chips. These new ones aren't that good."

"I hope you are kidding, and don't really think the manager was in the wrong. Get your head out of your ass."

"I hear the sea salt flavored vagina here is fantastic."

"What's that smell?"

"Trespassers beware: this residence is occupied by a rent-a-zak."