"Playing The Smiths when arrived and at some point Talk Talk. I judge every establishment by their ability to play quality music."
"Check out Sorry State Records' collect of local and classic punk and hardcore."
"Slowest drive thru? First. World. Problem."
"Portend the night, spirits of the stereo system, and throw away inhibition."
"Try parking your car here. It's fun and exciting."
"Do not try and pull off your mask, it might be your face."