Alan Tenenbaum

"Best fries in Fulham/Chelsea! I can shovel servings all day."

"Very impressed! Well done interior decor. Food was truly delicious! Tom Yum soup was top notch with large/delicious king prawns. Pad Thai did not disappoint. Eggplant dish was amazing! Will return!"

"Seriously delicious falafel wrap. Dare I say best in town/city. Silly "no debit card under £20 order" in effect so make sure you bring some cash."

"As you enter, do not let security notice that you are chewing gum. They will ask you to spit it out and then proceed to power-trip and pat you down and confiscate your pack of gum. GUM!?!?!"