"Great rental selection, but sizes can be limited during Fujisan's busy season."
"When trying to beat the Support team at ping pong, start by playing Jayson first."
"This guy is shifty. Knew I came from mechanic, but didn't ask the right question so he could charge for a retest. Told me I'm getting a "good deal". Go across the street instead."
"don't let your sandals fall out your hotel window"