"Come to our New Year's Eve Party (only done every other year). The next event is December 31st, 2013! You will never eat such good "homemade" food!"
"The best fried chicken, Mac & Cheese and bar bq are made here"
"Come to the retreat to relax and enjoy great home cooking"
"Great place to watch movies on a big screen, for FREE"
"Tequila and "Sneakaritas" are the Retreat drink :-). If you visit be sure to try either"
"Try the Pepata Di Cozze & Vongole (mussels and clams in a tasty spicy wine sauce) mmmmmmm...mmmmmmm"