"Hayrides are $4.50 per person (in 2017)."
"Super slow. Took an hour for my small takeout order to be ready."
"Everything here is fantastic. Obviously the custard is good, but don't miss the cheeseburgers."
"Every sandwich here is fantastic, but I particularly recommend the meatball sub with provolone."
"Steak and cheese with everything is awesome. Italian steak -- adds marinara. Pepper steak -- adds green peppers. All fantastic."
"Great customer service, and excellent prices."