"Must try the beef and potatoes, the spuds are so crispy they will make you cry with joy"
"At 2 am the choices are McD's or pizza. Very expensive pizza."
"These guys will take great care of you and your vehicle. High five guys!"
"Don't be in a hurry when you come here. Slowest moving people on the planet fill this store."
"9 kinds of Surly on tap...WIN!"
"Always check the firmness of the cucumber before you buy it. ;)"