"Get your drink on here, and grab your eats from one of the many food trucks around!"
"The hosts are very attentive and thoughtful. It’s a lovely place to stay."
"This place is incredible! It is a treasure trove of telephony tidbits and trivia."
"You get what you pay for. Wifi is free, but it is DOG slow. Considering there's no cell reception, they should DEFINITELY upgrade their internet service."
"Try the Mexican Coke with real sugar."
"I found the perfect egg sandwich a little less than perfect."