"If you get here early you can get a good seat by the windows and enjoy the game in climate controlled awesomeness."
"The service team here is second to none! #UMBChamps"
"All the trainers here do a great job of including you regardless of your experience level."
"Make sure you get there early to get a bag near the center (especially on your first visit) so you're close to the trainer. You'll get more 1:1 help."
"Have your kid talk his/her Nana into going on this instead of you. It's a win-win."