"It's bigger on the inside"
"My favorite goodwill ever. every time I'm on town from Chicago i stop here"
"Sunshine bear says maybe if there is a mayor, you can steal the mayorship."
"Hey assholes. The only way youre training in vampire studios is if you have a key to my apartment. Beware. The vampire wrath will come down"
"Check out the women's restroom! Love this place. Super friendly, affordable and yummy!"