"Terrible service, nasty food.... Shoot."
"The burritos are okay I guess, but there's too many white people"
"Manic panic and bleach for sale? Purple armpits."
"If you're coming or the late night rocky horror showing, get here early. We showed up at 1145 and there were only 3 tickets left and a huuuuuge line to get in."
"Kick-ass photobooth here. Awesome place!"
"80's video dance attacks are hella rad."