"Really did eat here....wasn't bad....but service was very delayed...due to some game on tv"
"I am too, but I am pretty and a good personality"
"Leroy, come get me, my wife is drunk and beating the bell out of me"
"Never really been, but looks interesting"
"The ice tea, alchoholic of course, is the best Come in and check it out"
"Good cook and comfortable.bed"