"Johnny is a great guy with great hands. You'll always leave feeling loose and rejuvenated. Lots of massages offered, all of them fantastic!"
"Try the enchilada plate - it's the best one in town!"
"Some of the best Mexican food in the city. Also, their freshly made lemonade is delicious!"
"Want autographs? Get to the ballpark early and head to the tunnel in Section 113. The Hooks players always give a little bit of their time to those waiting."