"Service is great and location very convenient. This is my second time here, and I plan to be a return Customer in the future."
"Very cute hotel. Tiny room but friendly staff. Try the spaghetti carbonara on the restaurant nearby. (Turn right, turn left, you see it)"
"$10 for wifi or Ethernet. 1.2 mi walk to aquarium, Nice dinner menu"
"Try the IQxstream for blazing fast test-speeds!"