"Free refills?! What the....!"
"Never had a bad meal here. Yes, the banana cream "pie" is tasty but I do think it's a bit hyped. My favs? The All-you-can-eat brunch and the Roast Chicken Sandwich. In that order!"
"You're where God wants you, right now."
"The bagels are raw and the owner never smiles."
"Have fun by making the sales people chase you. Be on your toes though, they know the store layout."
"Who designed these checkout lanes?"