"Yard Bird. 'Nuff said..."
"Got the chicken mole enchiladas...but beware, this mole is a little sweet so steer clear if that's not your fancy!"
"Excellent massage, although Chef Curtis in the cafe is an a$$hole! Apparently he's "too busy" to come up with a vegetarian option for my sister...just put some veggies in a bowl you putz!"
"Giant lighters and beer pong kits seem to be their specialty..."
"If you forget sandals, don't worry. Ask the staff where the "shoe graveyard" is..."