"April does it right. Took me a while but I think I found my person who feels my flow."
"Tacos vegetarianos! Deliciosos!"
"Sometimes people have their music up at an unreasonable volume. This irritates me. Ghetto ass people who don't have respect for their neighbors."
"I hope someone figures out that the thermostat goes up when it's cold outside. I'm freezing!"
"Andres is an excellent server. Nice smile."
"Sonofa! I've been ousted!"