"There is a really fat cat that lives here and I'm pretty sure she might eat people's souls not verified tho will check back"
"The dead are no longer lonely."
"After waiting in line at the drive through for 20 minutes behind a car of puking teenagers we got our food. Food was good. Puking teenagers were ok too."
"WHERE IS MIGUEL? Coolest dude no longer works there. DONDE ESTA"
"No team rocket members allowed. Strictly for fun and rest for the noble hearted."