"Don't bother asking for a drink recommendation, the bartenders are total assholes and slow as hell"
"Beware the evil mirror in the penthouse bathroom... Worst lighting ever and makes everyone look ugly and fat!"
"two words: Cleopatra Jones. You'll have stank breath for hours, but it's so delish you won't even care"
"Mustard Roll is amazing, only place in the city that has it!"
"Come here and drink someone else's beer."
"best california rolls i've ever had in my life."