"It's Ladies Night...Every Night...Aaaaalllllllllll Night Long...Y'all Ready?.....Let's Do It!"
"If you get snake bit out here.....You Gonna Die!"
"Give your tortillas a Kick & a Chop!"
"If you need something done to your house..don't look on Craigslist, Angies List...go to ShaNiquA's List!"
"Congratulations to Traci on becoming Mayor...I'm retired now..just look out for Randy Runnin Round Nekked!"
"Here @ HoochATopia, you are treated with the utmost dignity & respect, we offer nail'n, feets scrapin, wax'n with no tax'n, mud baths, cucumbers over yo eyes, you name... it wee's got it Honey!"